I hear you loud n clear

Because Emily and John requested this one and it is one of my personal favorites we just have to do it. It looks like this is turning into an infomercial commentary more than just commercials but I'll try to mix it up. First lets hope you have all seen this one. You can watch it down below if you need to refresh your memory. Apparently this thing makes you a mind reader. When the lady yells out BINGO! she gets all excited before the guy even calls out the number. She starts flapping her arms and has that face like, " everyone look at me." She then is at a game of cards and is acting like she's the hot new chick in town. When she leans over to ask what trump was, her cards are showing and the guy say, "hearts" with his eyes checking out her hand. So it also makes you oblivious. Then the same lady is in church not listening to a sermon mind you but rather an entire congregation signing. Wow this lady really is deaf. I think I'm going to go to church with a blue tooth headset from now, it's just the new thing to do and it looks cool. If you notice the guy sitting behind the lady in church is the same cheater from the card game, and he's not signing. He actually has a smirk on his face probably because he made $50 bucks off the idiot in front of him. Now lets discuss the lady bringing in groceries while her neighbors talk about her husband and family. They say, "they just got another new car, he must be doing really well." The lady shakes her head like, "You have no idea, you stupid *$#^#@*. (Sorry for the swearing)
Lets be realistic. What do you think those ladies really said? "The Rogers just got a new car, who do they think they are trying to impress in this economy?, I bet her husband is cheating on her and his taxes." Who want's to hear that. Because that is what people say when their neighbor rolls up in a new ride. Another interesting point is when the moms are talking at the park and the little girl says, "wait for me." First her voice kills me every time, second if the mom has the device on for hearing her child from far away, how loud is the conversation she's having with her the other mom? Have you ever been to a party where you are the new guy/gal? Isn't it awkward when your standing by yourself with your blue tooth on just nodding to nobody. So these girls are talking about him and he's nodding like, "I am really cute. These girls know what's up." So after he introduces himself to the girls and they ask why he has his Blue tooth in his ear, what is he supposed to say? "UHHHH, this is actually a super sonic listening device to eavesdrop at parties." Or, " UHHHHH, This isn't a phone." Or, "I am expecting a call so I thought I would just rome the party with my phone in my ear." Lose/lose situation don't you think? Apparently the guy at his sons baseball game didn't realize that over a hundred years ago the guys who invented the game created hand signals that indicate whether a player is safe or out. This was invented so that people who are 200 feet away know what just took place. But if you really want to hear what the guy said just to make sure his hand motions and his mouth are on the same page you should definitely have one of these things to verify.