Our Favorite

Gloria and I were at Aubrey's house the other day and we both commented on how retarded this commercial is. It is a local Utah commercial that just plain sucks in every way. The Audio is horrible, the background is horrible and the girl talking is probably the most horrible. But remember ladies you need to "put that sexy little indulgence, back into your life." Emily let us know if idaho can top this.

Sexy little Indulgence

Women, Please Don't

Gloria saw this one on TV without me and told me i needed to do it. Thank you honey. I first want to say that this should not be called bump it. This should be called Utahhair.com. No women should use this product. It is very unattractive to pretend that you are hiding something in the back of your hair. When I am out and about and I see women with this type of hairdo I just think to myself, "why would women want to have an unatural hump on the top of their head." It looks like a birds nest. I'm always waiting for a bird to come flying out of that thing. Also in this commercial there is a part where they are describing what attitude goes with this hair. When they come to the word "flirty" they show an 11 year old girl. What mom wants her 11 year old to be flirty. So please women around the world do not use this product. Women from Utah i'm sorry but there is no hope for you. You somehow have managed to pull this look off for decades without this product.

Birdsnest.com

Future Mob Boss

This is my favorite commercial the last few weeks. The Windows Vista commercials are starting to do a good job of showing how easy it to use the Vista operating system. They have little kids showing us how they can be creative with the computer. There are commercials with the little girl who is 4, the other little girl of 7, but the funniest one is with Adam who is 8. When you watch the video down below notice that this kid is like an 8 year old mafia Don in training. With his thick east coast accent and his tough guy attitude you want to meet this kids parents and learn just a little bit more about him. When he makes his movie about a tiger that eats all the other animals you really start to see the mind of this kid at work. Watch his face when he says, "He's a very violent tiger." He looks like a mini Robert Dinero. When he says he needs to put the slide show to some music he cracks me up with this line. "Something catchy, I like it." The funniest part is that it is a very heavy orchestral opera. Then he hits a home run when he says, "I'm gonna screen this puppy for ya." I lose it every time he finishes with that line. He is also kind enough to inform us of his mob nick name in the future. " Mr. Teeth." So enjoy it down below.

Junior

Fedex Commercial

OK, this one is not something I am going to pick apart. This is just simply an example of a well thought out commercial that is actually funny. I hope you enjoy this one. Bravo to the guys who came up with it.

FedEx Golf

I hear you loud n clear

Because Emily and John requested this one and it is one of my personal favorites we just have to do it. It looks like this is turning into an infomercial commentary more than just commercials but I'll try to mix it up. First lets hope you have all seen this one. You can watch it down below if you need to refresh your memory. Apparently this thing makes you a mind reader. When the lady yells out BINGO! she gets all excited before the guy even calls out the number. She starts flapping her arms and has that face like, " everyone look at me." She then is at a game of cards and is acting like she's the hot new chick in town. When she leans over to ask what trump was, her cards are showing and the guy say, "hearts" with his eyes checking out her hand. So it also makes you oblivious. Then the same lady is in church not listening to a sermon mind you but rather an entire congregation signing. Wow this lady really is deaf. I think I'm going to go to church with a blue tooth headset from now, it's just the new thing to do and it looks cool. If you notice the guy sitting behind the lady in church is the same cheater from the card game, and he's not signing. He actually has a smirk on his face probably because he made $50 bucks off the idiot in front of him. Now lets discuss the lady bringing in groceries while her neighbors talk about her husband and family. They say, "they just got another new car, he must be doing really well." The lady shakes her head like, "You have no idea, you stupid *$#^#@*. (Sorry for the swearing)
Lets be realistic. What do you think those ladies really said? "The Rogers just got a new car, who do they think they are trying to impress in this economy?, I bet her husband is cheating on her and his taxes." Who want's to hear that. Because that is what people say when their neighbor rolls up in a new ride. Another interesting point is when the moms are talking at the park and the little girl says, "wait for me." First her voice kills me every time, second if the mom has the device on for hearing her child from far away, how loud is the conversation she's having with her the other mom? Have you ever been to a party where you are the new guy/gal? Isn't it awkward when your standing by yourself with your blue tooth on just nodding to nobody. So these girls are talking about him and he's nodding like, "I am really cute. These girls know what's up." So after he introduces himself to the girls and they ask why he has his Blue tooth in his ear, what is he supposed to say? "UHHHH, this is actually a super sonic listening device to eavesdrop at parties." Or, " UHHHHH, This isn't a phone." Or, "I am expecting a call so I thought I would just rome the party with my phone in my ear." Lose/lose situation don't you think? Apparently the guy at his sons baseball game didn't realize that over a hundred years ago the guys who invented the game created hand signals that indicate whether a player is safe or out. This was invented so that people who are 200 feet away know what just took place. But if you really want to hear what the guy said just to make sure his hand motions and his mouth are on the same page you should definitely have one of these things to verify.

LoudNClear

Get me one!

I recently pulled all the muscles in my lower back because my wallet was so full. I hope none of you ever have to go through this painful experience. Having so much cold hard cash in my back pocket can really be a bummer. So I really need someone to get me the SLIM CLIP. In the commercial there is a guy who takes out his wallet and it is so full of cash that it flew out all over the place. If your biggest problem is that you have cash raining all around you because you have so much of it then life must be just awful. Then there is a lady who dumps out her purse all over the counter to find things. Several people have bulky wallets that are full to the brim. What these people need is not a Slim Clip, but a seminar on organization. A new trend in selling you things lately is showing that it can stand the blender test. Why do we need to see that everything we buy can't be destroyed by a blender? Has anyone ever had something that they bought, besides food, destroyed by a blender? I can't remember the last time I bought computer speakers and then came home to find my wife obliterating them in the blender, with her saying, " sorry honey, I guess you should have bought better speakers." So if I put my leather wallet in a blender and it got shredded does that mean that it's not worthy to hold my money? However I read a story about a young man who had the Slim Clip and he fell into a giant turbine while at work. His body was shredded to bits but the foreman was luckily able to determine who it was because his id was protected by the Slim Clip. But my favorite part of the commercial is when the guy puts cash in his slim clip and then shakes it with his fingers holding the back of it trying to make it look like the money can't fall out. Also they give you a free key chain flashlight. There is a guy at a restaurant using it to see his menu. Not that this is the funniest thing ever, but It just gets me every time I think about using a flashlight to look at my menu at a restaurant. I think I am going to start do this every time at a restaurant whether it's dark or not.

Slim Clip

Finally !!!!

I have seen this commercial for a long time now and can't get over the many things wrong with it. I don't know how many of you understand the difference between a PC and a Mac, but I am assuming you do. When the commercial starts notice that the guy is using a mac. Then also notice the girl trying to check her email is using a mac. Then the girl trying to check her email has her computer crash with the windows operating system. Wow, how did they do that! OK I know what your thinking, "so they mixed up the operating systems of a mac and a PC, big deal." You're right, not that big a deal, simple mistake. Then notice at the bottom of the screen where it says "For PC use only" So you are advertising with macs while your product only works on PC's, Brilliant! What a bunch of idiots. Also to protect people like my mother, do not visit this site to fix your computer. This site uploads the very same spyware, addware, and every other kind of virus to your computer while you are checking for these things and then makes you pay to get rid of them. It's like going to a doctor because you have a headache and the doctor says "here drink this" and it makes you even more sick. Then he charges you for the operation so he can remove the object he put in your drink. I don't know how they get away with it but they do. Remember Mom do not visit this site to speed up your computer. If you want to speed up your computer you should probably upgrade your 256 MB of RAM.!

Finally Fast