Think with your what?

So Castrol Gtx, is a company that sells oil for your car. They have this commercial which can be seen below about a Scottish guy who whips people with a dipstick used to measure your oil content in your engine. I'll be honest this is a funny one for me and all 12 year old boys. However lets take a look at what is going on here. If you were a grown man and every time you chose to put an oil inside your car would you want a random Scottish guy appearing out of thin air and then assaulting you with a thin metal rapier? How creepy is that? I understand the adult humor that is supposed to be applied here with the whole "think with your dipstick", but i have to say women have been trying to get men for centuries to not think with their dipstick, and then when we think with our brains we are physically attacked by a real life Groundskeeper Willie? (Simpons refrence) What a scary scenario. Watch below and when the guy gets hit by Willie, think to yourself, I would turn around and deck that guy back to Scotland, but this guy just takes it. So next time you get your oil changed, for your own safety think with your dipstick.