Oh Vince

Those of you who are still cutting your vegetables by hand must have a real boring life. I can't even imagine that you are wasting your time with actually preparing your meals by hand. According to Vince down below you are really in for a great time. Why are you in for a great time, because you are about to see one of my favorite infomercials. "The Slap Chop" This guy Vince also brought you the "Shamwow." I find it hilarious that he says the phrase "your going to love my nuts." Why on earth would the producer of this or the company selling it think, "Dynamite, what a line." This guy for some reason gives me the willies every time I see him. I try to picture myself at a friends house with this guy coming over and actually meeting him. I would definitely not let him around my wife. I just don't trust this guy. There is not a whole lot to say just watch it and enjoy. Oh by the way there is an audio clip of Billy Mayes saying that he hates this guy. I mean a clip of Billy Mayes yelling that he hates this guy.

Slap Chop

Sprint is so classy

This one is going to be short. Have you seen the Sprint Cell phone commercials? The commercials were the CEO of Sprint Mobile is walking down the street or sitting in a bar in black and white with classical music playing? He tells us that we should expect more from a cell phone company and if we pay $100 a month we can get it all. Why on earth would someone sitting at home say to themselves "you know I think I need to switch to this classy, elegant cell phone company run by this guy." Why would sprint think that we want to see a commercial that advertises themselves as sophisticated and then walk into there crappy stores in the mall with no customers and yellow walls? I don't even know anybody with Sprint. It's like the worst company pretending to be for the upper class. Talk about missing your audience.

Think with your what?

So Castrol Gtx, is a company that sells oil for your car. They have this commercial which can be seen below about a Scottish guy who whips people with a dipstick used to measure your oil content in your engine. I'll be honest this is a funny one for me and all 12 year old boys. However lets take a look at what is going on here. If you were a grown man and every time you chose to put an oil inside your car would you want a random Scottish guy appearing out of thin air and then assaulting you with a thin metal rapier? How creepy is that? I understand the adult humor that is supposed to be applied here with the whole "think with your dipstick", but i have to say women have been trying to get men for centuries to not think with their dipstick, and then when we think with our brains we are physically attacked by a real life Groundskeeper Willie? (Simpons refrence) What a scary scenario. Watch below and when the guy gets hit by Willie, think to yourself, I would turn around and deck that guy back to Scotland, but this guy just takes it. So next time you get your oil changed, for your own safety think with your dipstick.

Dipstick?

The Snuggie is Uggggly!

(Below is the video for this thing.) So I am thinking if you have watched TV in the last 6 months you have seen this thing advertised. I have a few problems with this item. Actually I don't have problems with the item but rather the commercial. If I am in the comfort and privacy of my own home what the heck lets put it on and keep warm. However, if you have friends or family come over to visit, you should probably put the "Friar Tuck" outfit away. This makes me laugh every time I see this on TV. I wasn't going to write about this one because it is a low budget commercial that obviously sucks, but I just couldn't help myself. The part that gets me laughing every time is when the family is at the soccer game High-Fiving each other. They look like a group of clans men without the hood. Imagine you're at the kids soccer game and all of the sudden the Johnson family comes up the bleachers all wearing matching monk outfits. You would loose it right there, and if they sat next to you, how could you hold a serious conversation with them? How could you old any kind of conversation with them? I wasn't going to get one until they threw in that reading light for free. What a deal!

Snuggie Video